Hi.
My name is Ally.
This is whatever I feel like posting which is usually porn and pictures of pizza and weed.
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cosmo sex tip #3698

confusionattheclub:

next time you go down on a guy put his penis in your mouth but don’t do anything with it. when he asks what you’re doing tell him “it’s a metaphor”

(via cicatrici-scolorite)

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astrolily:

ahmoses:

one of my favourite pictures on tumblr

oooo

astrolily:

ahmoses:

one of my favourite pictures on tumblr

oooo

(Source: bunnyjennyphotos, via parazen)

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3 hours ago

wifipasswords:

Let’s play a fun game called “we’re just friends but I’d fuck you if you asked”

(via anjunaaa)

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3 hours ago

stellasdirtysecret:

hedlunds:

im tired of things costing money

especially drugs

(via sheis-thedarkness)

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8 hours ago
sheis-thedarkness:

guy:

to anyone who shaves their legs pls confirm

lmao unless I’m expecting to get laid, I don’t shave above my knee. (Or I plan on wearing shorts somewhere)

sheis-thedarkness:

guy:

to anyone who shaves their legs pls confirm

lmao unless I’m expecting to get laid, I don’t shave above my knee. (Or I plan on wearing shorts somewhere)

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8 hours ago

forsciencejohn:

when I say “I wish they would turn this book into a movie” what I really mean is “I wish they would turn this book into a 17-hour-long spectacle that includes every single solitary detail and doesn’t deviate at all from the storyline and has perfect casting”

(via big-bad-sourwolf22)

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8 hours ago

cadburycreamcoolator:

let-it-fucking-be:

cadburycreamcoolator:

american people who use british slang

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We just want to be one of you and watch BBC on the telly and drink tea and ride the trolley :)

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(via big-bad-sourwolf22)

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8 hours ago

liquidglue:

when u accidentally press send before ur finished typing 

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(via sheis-thedarkness)

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8 hours ago
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